Howdy folks,
I'm here today to announce my candidacy for supreme ruler of the Andromeda galaxy.
As far as I know, Andromeda isn't currently holding elections. But I figured if I was on record as being the first to throw my hat in the ring, I'd have a pretty good shot at capturing the early vote.
In the meantime, I've been working on my political platform just in case you Earthlings want to co-opt it. I call it: "The stupid AI tax."
Here's how it works:
Nobody has to pay taxes... unless they're involved in the creation of any artificial intelligence system purported to perform at or exceed "human-level" capabilities.
That's it. That's the whole plan. And the best part is that it'll rely 100% on self-reporting.
Every time a corporation, startup, research paper, marketing team, PR agency, or rando with a Github account claims they, their company, or their client has built an AI system that's as good as a human, everyone involved gets a letter from the IRS (or your country's applicable equivalent).
Maybe this is a brilliant political strategy designed from inception to limit disingenuous marketing hyperbole in hopes of normalizing the technology sector, with the ultimate goal of de-stratifying access to the future.
And, maybe it's just a completely self-serving plot to stop the never-ending glut of hackneyed pitches I get.
Either way, the future is now and my inbox is overflowing. Let's make it happen.
#NeuralforSupremeLeader
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